General Bajwa’s Third Visit to the Qalandar Sanctuary! CB News

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First scene:
Security outside the Qalandar hermitage. Armored vehicles, anti-tank guns, ambulances with sirens blaring and fire trucks, dozens of helicopters hovering over Astana, internet down, mobile service suspended! Realize that maybe the renegade named Chuchchunder Modi, the devotee of Astana, has invaded Pakistan.

Qalandar emerges from the hermitage with the centuries-old sword of his elders in hand, as if the opponent is surely Chchchunder. But his passion settles like foam. General Bajwa is coming out of the tank deck. This scene is very disappointing to Qalandar’s eyes. To his knowledge, he had beheaded the infamous Muddi today!

‘Abe, come out of Dhyana. Don’t bite your back!’ Qalandar warns Bajwa Sahib. After twisting, they also somehow come out of the tank.

‘Don’t pay, government. I’m still young Get ready for dozens of X-tensions!’ says Bajwa humming.

‘Why did you send the summary again?’
“Government kids wanted to play hide and seek with them now. If the army chief is in uniform, he is an elephant worth a million and after retirement, Asim is a very lucky boy. He has taken an oath and I he has assured that he will come back whenever my heart desires. He will immediately take off his uniform and lay it at my feet just like Shide Tilly won the two Pindi seats and lay it at the feet of Nusarbaz Sharif. Dressed I can come back to try new things. I told him. he: “No son, don’t. I will make the real decisions. You’ll just be a polished army chief.” Of course he started to turn around.” Bajwa said.

‘Big flowers are blooming for you. Is there anything special? And why has he brought such a large Laotian army?

‘The government is not a Lao army. These guns, armored vehicles, helicopters, ambulances, fire trucks, etc. they have candy boxes. Astana vote! And why don’t the flowers bloom? Didn’t see yesterday’s ceremony?
‘Which one?’
“Day of Defense and Martyrs, which the communication planet showed directly from GHQ to all of God’s creation.”
‘Well, this Wally! What happened to opening flowers? Qalandar asks.

“You speak perfectly of the government. Have you not heard Maya Ali? Have you not heard what she said? says Bajwa Sahib.
‘What did he say?’ Qalandar looks at his spokesman Karele and asks?
‘Ask me what Hazrat Karila will tell you. He was talking about me. Maya Ali gave me the Sanad in front of everyone. Bajwa Sahib put his phone in Qalandar’s hand and said.

“Just pay attention, what Maya Ali is saying in this clip. She’s saying and it’s about me:
“You are a brave officer who has spent most of his military life looking the enemy in the eye on the Line of Control. When history mentions you, your name will be written among the generals who fought in the toughest war in the world’”.

Before Maya Ali finished her last sentence, the lawn of Qalandar erupted with laughter. All the devotees including Qalandar burst out laughing and Bajwa Sahib was horrified!

“What’s so funny, sir?” Bajwa Sahib could not stay without asking.

‘Abe, when this woman paid you the greatest tribute in the world, your face showed no sign of happiness. Yes, it was definitely 12. And you yourself seemed deep in thought. You must be wondering who he’s talking about! You understand Sharif!’ Qalandar spoke and Bajwa smelled the snake.

‘Come on, don’t hang your mouth. Gossip inside.

Second scene:
There are four men in the hall: Qalandar, Bajwa Sahib, Reshmaan and Karila. Bajwa Sahib is drinking his favorite Gluco biscuits dipped in tea Pate Khan style.

‘You showed me a clip. I can show you thousands. But I will limit myself to a few. Abe Karele Laga So please.
In the next moment, the spiritual descendants of Pate Khan appear in the multimedia, whose “mastery of language” Maya Ali’s tribute fades and Bajwa Sahib’s face shows many colors that come and go.

The following clip shows Civil Society contractors (known to Qalandar and his followers as Evil Society) making reservations. The same phrase is in everyone’s language. Running the country is the job of the politician and guarding the border is the job of the army.

Bajwa Sahib gets angry when the ex-army anchor starts speaking the language of Evil Society regarding Jat Peer Bhi 70.

Back somewhere. There was a time when he licked the shoes of our elders. Now, he becomes a very knowledgeable bearer of democracy, freedom of the press and human rights.’ Bajwa Sahib speaks with a sigh.

‘Still licking but in the dark of night. You don’t know because you sleep after Isha. Abe is not a static field radish. You are the root of corruption. Qalandar says
“How can I? Even Najam Sethi tied the bridges of my praise yesterday, although I am now going to be a storyteller and for the last six years I have not given a grain of water to the grass and its sparrow wooden. . By the way, realizing now that true journalist, analyst and tanker. Saluting the sunset too. I will write my auto biotherapy of him and publish it from his press ‘Suzuki Vanguard’. And if there is a desire to wear the uniform again, I will make him the Deputy Chief of Army Staff, Bajwa said.

“If your book is finished, can I talk about work?”
“Government Order of Ji”

— Abe, what need did you have yesterday to make a rhetorical speech? You said you were a hypocrite that we have become apolitical and you were a hypocrite. What son of a madman advised you to mention 71? He could also keep his speech formal and to the point. Why did he sit down to solve the political science paper!’ Qalandar was now angry.

— But, sir, this Maya Ali.
‘Nonsense by Abe Bhar Me Jhunak Maya Ali. Tomorrow, if some Bhand, Notanki Kar, Marathi, Kanjar or Domini were to say that there is no greater Maharaj in the world of Kathak than Pate Khan, who can play a pile of ghangro with batting pads on both legs except one leg does the world agree? Abe Maya Ali was reading the written script. Call him after retirement. He won’t even attend. You may be blocked. Qalandar says

“Then what should I do, sir?” Bajwa asks.
“Dear, be like General Faiz Ali Chishti and his lifelong Patron-in-Chief by starting the “Retired Army Chief Welfare Association (For Extension Only).” The cry of this country is only going to get bigger. You’re only one day. the Press Club with Tint in the evening. Make a half-address to the reporters and anchors. It’s going to continue on the news and the ‘tour’ (chaudrahat) will be done too!”

‘Wah Qalandar Wah!’ Bajwa Sahib jumps up from the sofa and raises slogans and at the same time gets stabbed in the back!

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